Books: Paperbacks

My first non-fiction… Write a decent book, Tweet a few times, accept any spontaneous reviews graciously, mingle with other authors in real life and online, and keep all of your friends…

3D WritingPublishingThis isn’t a ‘how to sell a million copies’ or ‘how to be a New York Times bestseller’ guru session. This is not a book for seasoned ‘Authorpreneurs’ looking for new promotion and sales tactics. It is not a tried-and-tested formula for writing a blockbuster novel. And it will not tell you how to become a billionaire through exploiting your hidden USP (Unique Selling Point).

It is not a Zen lifestyle guide, telling you that it is all a case of simply convincing the world (and ultimately yourself) that you are the world’s top author, and you will be showered with money, Nobel prizes, Oscars, Specsavers Daggers, retail sponsorship, street-value turnips, or whatever else takes your fancy.

None of the above. It’s a journal of the everyday occupational hazards of being a modern, under-the-radar indie author, and of being a Useful Person to Have Around…

It is also a book for beginners, giving tutorials and case studies – on the subjects of inspiration, motivation, genre, all the legal hurdles, research, editing, and identifying your ideal market audience – along with the rocket science of formatting your documents, uploading them, and some gentle cautionary advice on publishing issues and promotions.

Writing & Publishing For Yourself: The Indie Author Handbook, Self-Publishing Toolkit, and Staying Sane Survival Guide, or ‘The Adventures of an I.T. Helpdesk’ by Lisa Scullard is out now on, and in both print and ebook on and – check your regional Amazon or Barnes&Noble site for extended reach availability.


Christie Harding is a rising star of Manhattan society. With her boutique gallery about to reveal the identity of the controversial artist ‘Paparazzka’ at a gala charity event for the A-list, and her very private relationship with PR guru Derek Goldman sure to be made official at any time, life could not be going better for the former Swiss finishing school debutante.

Adrik Maksimov remembers her from Switzerland eleven years ago, for a very different reason. Then the reckless young heir to a Russian shipping fortune, he had gatecrashed the debutantes’ ball while in the country to deposit some diamonds in a Swiss bank, on a mission of trust from his father. Finding himself inextricably distracted by the younger Christie Harding, the diamonds vanished, and he was left tied to a bed in an exclusive chateau with only a kiss to remember her by…

‘One Stolen Kiss’ by Lauren Boutain (also me!) is available in print from Amazon worldwide and on Lulu

3D Sarah Bellum coverWhen keeForensic Anthropology student Sarah Bellum has to attend an interview in her housemate’s place, with the enigmatic vending machine entrepreneur Crispin Dry of Dry Goods, Inc, it sets off a chain of events that will alter her weekend plans for ever…

Sound familiar? Good – it’s a parody. Of many stories – almost all of them famous. Just check out the chapter headings for an idea of what’s in store!

Finding herself drawn hypnotically to this dark and complicated (and dead) man – Sarah, her housemate (name as yet unremembered) and their friends become embroiled in a family whose business is steeped in history. Or maybe just lost in it.

An action-packed adventure of love, loyalty, war, alcohol, zombies, rickshaws, and squid. Some things will be changed in your hearts afterwards for evermore – but hopefully not the bits that work.

Read on – if you dare…

Available direct from Amazon worldwide – see Createspace for direct orders. ISBN 13: 9781481194730 ISBN 10: 1481194739 Also on – check their homepage for any current discount codes. 

3D Terrible Zombie paperback coverBased on “The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz” by L. Frank Baum, the first in The Zombie Chronicles Of Oz “The Terrible Zombie Of Oz” is a spoof, parody or ‘mash-up’ of the original first novel. Leading into a new series inspired by Mr. Baum, the first book invites the reader to see the original Land of Oz in a new light, in which Dorothy is carried by a great Cyclops to the Land of the Feast where the Munchbrains live, accidentally killing the Wicked Witch who has kept them in bondage for so long. And makes new friends as she tries to find a way back home, including a Cowardly Lion with a bell on, a Tin Woodman and his enchanted axe, and a Scarecrow obsessed with braiiiins… But never fear. This is not your traditional ‘zombie tale’ full only of bone-crunching, neck-nibbling sideshows for the sake of creative special effects using jelly and old ladies’ pantyhose. (Plenty of room for those in the sequel). “The Terrible Zombie Of Oz” is a more cerebral mystery to be unravelled, wherein the sentiment of Mr. Baum is preserved, along with all of the, er, violence that was included in the original. Available from Amazon,, and The Book DepositoryISBN 13: 9781456514099 ISBN 10: 1456514091

3D Living Hell coverPost-adolescent grunge fiction… enter, one teenage blackmailer, one troubled band frontman, one questionably unresolved suicide, and an alternative religious history, for an irreverent and unpredictable swipe at youth culture, and the power of the small-time Media. As the town’s most notorious blackmailer, 19-year-old Kim Blackshields has plenty on her plate. Unscrupulous journalists trying to rummage through her stuff, two best friends and blood brothers whose main hobby is tapping phones – even in cohorts with the local police – and a younger brother also into blackmail, whose friends seem to think she’s an easy target. And the small matter of the Halloween fiasco… When the youth club Halloween event has to replace the live band at short notice, Kim tracks down The Hellraisers to step in, fronted by the charismatic, Harley-riding Alastair Brash. Who manages to live up to their name. Not that anyone’s complaining. The youngsters of Jericho already know far too much about explosives and burying things under concrete, and day-to-day Satanism is a way of life – even if no-one practises much these days (there’s always the goat pinata to look forward to on Black Mass). There’s just an ongoing drama in the local Press about an unresolved ‘suicide’ of a young model, and who they’re likely to pin the blame on. But when the Halloween party ends violently and abruptly, and Alastair disappears leaving behind a large puddle of blood, it looks like there’s more to this town than just nosey hacks and blackmail… Contains adult humour. Available from Amazon,, and The Book Depository. ISBN 13: 9781461055877 ISBN 10: 1461055873

3D DATC1 coverLara Leatherstone – not her real name, she got it from an internet Porn Star Name Generator…
…And Connor Reeves, also not his real name, as it turns out – how he came by his, is less clear…
Both are obliged to work their way through the To Do List of ‘Hollywood Hit-Men’ – a breed mostly preoccupied with gold chains, impressing barmaids, and shady contracts – erasing these unwanted pests with the minimum of paperwork. Or pay.
When she’s not under surveillance by Head Office, Lara spends her time juggling a night job in bar security, an only child with a zombie fixation, and what passes for a social life in the small hours in between. And the small matter of ongoing internal scrutiny, by her own highly-self-monitoring personality disorders.
She is often distracted by her own psychotic train of thought, and analyses the dysfunctional relationships she sees in everyday life, because she’s never had one.
When her head office try to set her up in a team with a wingman, her main concern is they’re trying to manufacture a weakness that they can manipulate her with – not to mention once they agree on a working colleague, Pest-Control-sniper-turned-police-officer Connor, that he might be quite manipulative too…
Death & The City, released in two parts as Books One and Two, comprises the first instalment in the Tales Of The Deathrunners series. Available from Amazon,, and The Book Depository. ISBN 13: 9781460954294 ISBN 10: 1460954297

3D DATC2 coverFollowing on directly from Book One, ‘Death And The City: Book Two’ continues the ongoing bloody, moral, psychological and fashion dilemmas of professional hit-man’s nemesis and single working female Lara Leatherstone (her Porn Star Name Generator alias of choice), as she catches up with paid contract killers on the To Do List.
Which she fits in between the sometimes mundane requirements of her regular nightclub job, and the irrational fear of dating, all under constant self-scrutiny for ulterior motives.
It’s been a while since the last Firearms Amnesty, meaning the collection scavenged from her targets is taking up more room in her kitchen cupboards than there is left for teabags. And threats of new technology mean that upgrades are now necessary all of the time, and not the kind she wants to park in her driveway or answer her mobile phone to any time soon.
In the meantime, her targets and associates seem to have rather a lot of time on their hands for alternative escapist lifestyles and online fantasy worlds, blissfully unaware of as crossing over into her own quite real one.
And her new wingman, Connor, has another agenda of his own. Rather than the one she’s mainly concerned about, which is that Head Office are trying to gain more blackmail leverage. When they’re not trying to get her to recruit more ‘Deathrunners’ or to send them photographs of herself dressed as Catwoman trying on shoes, neither of which she is keen to do, for various reasons… Available from Amazon,, and The Book Depository. ISBN 13: 9781460954379 ISBN 10: 1460954378

3D DATC HD coverDeath & The City: Book One and Book Two combined in a single volume – with the addition of bonus material in the form of the original feature screenplay, ‘Heavy Duty’ written in 1999 by the author Lisa Scullard – winner of Raindance’s ‘Live!Ammunition!!’ movie pitchfest in London that July. When she’s not under surveillance by the hit-man Deathrunner wranglers at head office, Lara spends her time juggling a night job in bar security, an only child with a zombie fixation, and what passes for a social life in the small hours in between. And then there’s the matter of ongoing internal scrutiny, by her own highly self-monitoring personality disorder. Meanwhile, her new wingman, Connor, has another agenda of his own. Rather than the one Lara is concerned about, which is that head office are trying to gain some more blackmail leverage. When they’re not trying to get her to recruit more Deathrunners, or to send them photographs of herself dressed as Catwoman trying on shoes… ‘Heavy Duty’ the 1999 movie script eventually formed a basis for the back-story of the lead character ‘Lara Leatherstone’ in 2008’s ‘Death & The City’ Book One & Book Two, and was written at a time when old school private security still ran the show… So if you like your doormen to be of the original archetypes, you’ll definitely find them lurking in the not-too-distant past here. This edition was previously available in eBook form only, released April 2011. ISBN-10: 1483995372 ISBN-13: 978-1483995373


3D DATC CTTC coverWelcome to the ‘Cut to the Chase’ edit of Death & The City, taken from the interactive ebook edition. Bouncers, barmaids, unwary hitmen and the police stray into the path of Lara Leatherstone, when all she really wants is a good night’s sleep… Since head office made her their go-to Deathrunner, Lara is obliged to take down contract killers in the act, no matter what she is (or isn’t) wearing at the time. And her new wingman – Pest Control operative turned police officer Connor – has a different agenda of his own, involving a cemetery at the dead of night. Figuring out whose motives are genuine and whose are ulterior are the least of her concerns, while her friends live in various man-crazed fantasy worlds, and her daughter lives, talks and trains virtual zombies. Whose reality is running the show? Sometimes, having a personality disorder is an advantage… Books One and Two (condensed) included in this edition.

3D DATC Lulu coverExclusive to
Unlikely nightclub bouncer and hit-man’s nemesis, Lara Leatherstone – a name she picked from an online Porn Star Name generator – is not your everyday single parent.
When not on duty in her paying job, she’s still under surveillance by more satellites and on-site hardware than you can shake a stick at. Although she does believe that most of it is to watch her trying on shoes, while head office attempt to persuade her to to put on a Catwoman outfit.
In the meantime, her friends are off in various fantasy worlds of their own. Not always healthy ones, especially when they run the risk of crossing over into her more dangerous one.
The problems for Lara really start when head office bring a wingman into the picture. Once they agree on a colleague, Connor, to help out on the local To Do List of ‘Hollywood Hit-Men’, it’s her own grip on sanity she’s concerned about. Never mind what the agenda is for assigning him. Or what his own agenda might turn out to be. (Books One and Two included – original versions).
3D Living Hell Lulu coverExclusive to – only £5.99 + postage!
Retro grunge fiction… a teenage blackmailer, a troubled band frontman, an unresolved suicide, and an alternative religious history, make an irreverent swipe at youth culture and the power of the small-time Media. When a youth club Halloween event has to replace the live band at short notice, The Hellraisers step in, and manage to live up to their name. Not that anyone’s complaining. The youngsters of Jericho already know far too much about explosives and burying things under concrete, and day-to-day blackmail is a way of life. As the town’s most notorious blackmailer, Kim considers it in her best interests to find these things out, just as soon as she deals with all the petty blackmail attempts being targeted at her first. And the small matter of clearing up after the Halloween fiasco. Alternative religious history/satire, irreverent and rowdy. Old-school action for post-adolescents. Contains adult themes.
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2 thoughts on “Books: Paperbacks

    • Hi Julie – Thanks for visiting my blog. Guest posts – not on an unsolicited basis. I occasionally invite friends to write on a subject I’m currently dissecting and I introduce something of theirs that has relevance to the topic in the process. I do wait until I know people personally extremely well, and they in turn know me, and that we aren’t likely to compromise each other’s writing ethics and interests – that’s very important in order to encourage good and trustworthy professional associations on social media. Especially as much as I love them, some of my online tutorial rants are directed at indie authors and the misguided guidance that many appear to follow, and a few can take it the wrong way 🙂 All the best, Lisa

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